'What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?' 'I’m stuck on you!'.

'Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine's Day?' 'He thought it was the purrfect present.'What did the paper clip say to the magnet?' 'I find you very attractive.'.'What do you write in a slug's Valentine's Day card?' 'Be my Valen-slime!'.'What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?' 'I have a crutch on you.'.'What did the painter tell his girlfriend?' 'I love you with all my art.'.'Why should you date a goalie?' 'He's a keeper.'.'How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine's Day?' 'If it's love at first bite.'.'What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?' 'Guppy love.'.'What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?' 'Candy rappers.'.'How do you keep a jewelry store save on Valentine's Day?' 'You locket.'.'How did the squirrel get his Valentine's attention?' 'He acted like a nut.'.'What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day?' 'I turt-ally love you.'.'Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?' 'Yes, it's February 14.'.'What do you tell a pig on February 14?' 'Happy Valen-swine's Day!'.'What do you give your Valentine in France?' 'A big quiche.'.'Why shouldn't you trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day?' 'Because he'll dessert you.'.

Need more inspiration for love-themed laughs? Check out these funny love quotes and sweet Valentine's Day quotes. That’s right, adults and kids alike are sure to be laughing their heads off when they open their Valentine’s Day card to see one of these perfectly crafted jokes. This list is guaranteed to have the perfect joke for the loved ones in your life, whether young or old. From clever Valentine's Day puns to corny dad jokes to adorable knock-knock jokes, these hilarious ideas will get all the giggles. These cute and funny Valentine's Day sayings are sweeter than chocolate and guaranteed to make your loved ones (both kids and adults) LOL all day long. Whether you're looking for a Valentine's Day caption for Instagram or something silly to write in a Valentine's Day card, you can't go wrong with a funny pun or one-liner. But sometimes, making your Valentine smile takes nothing more than a hilarious Valentine's Day joke. And, sure, we can plan the perfect date, pick out the ideal Valentine's Day gift, and bake up some special desserts. On Valentine's Day, we will stop at nothing to put a smile on the faces of our loved ones.

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